Post by Zombie on Aug 27, 2011 11:57:03 GMT -8
Dai: The Queen in Love
A gift from Dai to Queen Elisandra
Once upon a time, there was a beautiful Queen named Elisandra. She was the fairest in all the land but had a mouth to boot. Seriously, the things she would say would make a sailor blush with shame!
Where was I? Oh yes, pretty woman. She once met a man named XANTAR. Now, XANTAR was really old. So old that he walked stooped over with a cane. The only thing interesting about XANTAR was his pretty purplish eyes.
Now XANTAR was a really good influence on the Queen. He taught her manners, table etiquette and even how to curtsey. He was a good man.
Then one day Queen Elisandra met the love of her life. It was a furry goblin of a man named Semaj. XANTAR told Elisandra that Semaj was the man she was to marry, but there was something not right about him. He had this insatiable thirst for rum! He was always as drunk as a monkey sailing out to sea. Oh and his smell! How terrible!
Queen Elisandra had to remedy her love's drunkeness. She searched high and low for the cure. Then she found it. It was a glowing little gem called The Glowy Thingy of the Salamander. She latched it around Semaj's neck and he was never drunk again.
The two of them lived happily ever after.
However, XANTAR has fallen on his back and is stuck trying to roll over for all eternity.
Poor XANTAR.
THE END
A gift from Dai to Queen Elisandra
Once upon a time, there was a beautiful Queen named Elisandra. She was the fairest in all the land but had a mouth to boot. Seriously, the things she would say would make a sailor blush with shame!
Where was I? Oh yes, pretty woman. She once met a man named XANTAR. Now, XANTAR was really old. So old that he walked stooped over with a cane. The only thing interesting about XANTAR was his pretty purplish eyes.
Now XANTAR was a really good influence on the Queen. He taught her manners, table etiquette and even how to curtsey. He was a good man.
Then one day Queen Elisandra met the love of her life. It was a furry goblin of a man named Semaj. XANTAR told Elisandra that Semaj was the man she was to marry, but there was something not right about him. He had this insatiable thirst for rum! He was always as drunk as a monkey sailing out to sea. Oh and his smell! How terrible!
Queen Elisandra had to remedy her love's drunkeness. She searched high and low for the cure. Then she found it. It was a glowing little gem called The Glowy Thingy of the Salamander. She latched it around Semaj's neck and he was never drunk again.
The two of them lived happily ever after.
However, XANTAR has fallen on his back and is stuck trying to roll over for all eternity.
Poor XANTAR.
THE END